Today I'm Feeling Kinda Stabby

Today I found out that school starts in just a little over a week. My son has NOTHING to wear yet.  My son is at camp. He won't be home until Sunday. He has to be at school on Monday IN HIS UNIFORM that he DOESN'T HAVE to pick up his schedule & get his picture taken for his ID. He needs a haircut before this happens. I'm trying NOT to freak out here. I swear I'm usually better at this shit. I usually have all the crap purchased and am happily putting my kid's name on everything with a sharpie whether I 'm supposed to or not. I'm sorry, but I am not sending my kid to school with the awesome school supplies so he can come home with the crappy school supplies. Yes, I'm THAT Mom. I won't apologize for it either. So, the current plan is to squeeze my darling child into last year's uniform, try to do something with his crazy hair so he doesn't look a step up from a homeless person, make him smile for his ID photo & get the hell out of the school so we can go to Office Depot & the Uniform store so I can elbow my way through the panicked crowd of moms & whiny kids who also waited until the last minute to take care of this shit. Then, when the horror show is over, The Boy and I are both almost in tears, and we've purchased all the crap on the list, we'll come home. The Boy to his x-box and me to my vodka & cranberry.  Until that happy time. I'm feeling kinda stabby...

I'm new here

Okay, so.  I've started a blog. Wheeeeeeeee!!  I have NO IDEA what I'm doing. I like to tell stories from my job (I'm a Barber) on FB but there's not always enough room to discuss the day's stupidity. Hence, the Blog. I kinda thought this would be a good way to do it. Honestly, all this blank space is sort of intimidating.  I'm typically snarky with a little unmedicated ADD thrown in for good measure and a CRAZY BAD potty mouth and virtually NO filter between the brain & the mouth. I'm not sure how that will translate...  Anyways, so now I'm a member of the blogosphere. YAY!!