Last week I ordered THESE:
These are my new Big Hat Luncheon shoes. I ordered them from an online store called Starlets & Harlots. They are my go-to store for SPQ weekend outfits & accessories.
When the Postal Worker, a woman, delivered my package today, I had to sign for my shoes. As I was signing the slip, she looks at the box & says "Starlets & Harlots. You getting ready for Halloween??". I coolly responded "No, when I'm not painting cabinets in yoga pants and a ball cap, I dress like a tramp. These are for your average Tuesday." She stammered "Uhhh....Oh....Okay...." as I closed the door in her face.
Nosy bitch. That'll teach her to question ME about the origins of my deliveries. Or give her something to gossip about. Whatever.