Alas, Poor Bill

Okay, so. Yesterday my phone chimes indicating a text message. I pick up my phone and see that it's some stupid, spammy text, with nothing but a link. I'm sure it was some magic potion that would make my boobs bigger or my ass smaller but I just wasn't interested. I texted back STOP, like you're supposed to do. Only to have it bounce back as being a "rejected message".  Of course, to my joy and wonderment, there's an EMAIL ADDRESS. Oh yes folks, poor Bill@ **********.net left me with an alternate way to contact him. So I did. The email looked something like this:
To: bill@**********.net
From: ginger@*********.net

Subject: Leave Me the Fuck Alone!!!!

The body of the text read simply: I believe the subject line says it all.

As an added precaution, I also sent ANOTHER text that read Do. Not. Ever. Fucking. Text. Me. AGAIN!!!

That text didn't get sent back. Surprisingly.

Winning at alienating spammy texters.