Tuesday, December 27, 2011

The End Is Nigh.... Oh Wait. Nevermind...

Okay, so. Today I put the TVs on T's side of the shop on a news channel for the first time in for-ev-er.  He's out of town this week and he left it on some channel that was either going to end in talk shows or soap operas. I don't do either. Now, I don't watch the news as a rule. Mostly because it's either morbid, alarmist, or fluff. I like my morbidity, alarmist-ness, and fluff to be all fake, thankyouverymuch. Anyways, as I'm glancing at the news, I notice that all of their morning anchors seem to have been replaced. And they all look dumber than their predecessors. THEN HolyshitmotherofGod!! I thought I saw a Kardashian as an anchor.  I actually said to the guy in my chair, "Oh shit...  Is that a freaking Kardashian anchoring the "News"??  That's it, after you, I'm locking the door. If you need me, I'll be in the bar. The end is nigh. I'm sure as hell not going out SOBER."  Upon closer inspection, the anchor was just done up to LOOK like a brainless twat. She wasn't ACTUALLY one. Probably.  Crisis averted.

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