Okay, so. TWH & I were taking our evening showers. I went first & was standing at the sink taking out my contacts, etc., when this conversation occurred.
TWH: Baby, could you go grab me a pair of underwear & put it on the counter so I don't have to traipse through the house nekkid?? (Note: This is 10ish feet)
Me: Okay. Y'know, I'm just as nekkid. Do you think TB is supposed to be LESS traumatized by THAT if he see it?? (Note: Maybe we should just shut the damn door)
Me: How do you figure?? At least you two have the SAME parts.
TWH: I know I would rather see a nekkid Woman who isn't my Mother than a nekkid Man.
And if I had to choose whether to see my Mom nekkid or my Dad nekkid, I'd rather go BLIND.
I think he hit upon a Universal Truth with that one.