Okay, so. Last night TWH & I were discussing how long we'd been together.
Me: We'll have been together 14 years on our "Other-versary"
TWH: 14 YEARS!! Good Lord!! It's time for me to trade you in for a younger model.
Me: OR you could just plastic surgery me up to LOOK like a younger model. It's a win-win!!
TWH: How do you figure??
Me: You wouldn't have to go through that awful breaking-in process. Also, I'm geeky enough that I get just about all of your jokes. That's not gonna come with a younger model. I get all my shit yanked up & smoothed out. Win-win!!
TWH: You have a point.
Me: So, plastic surgery it is!! Woo-Hoo!!
TWH: Um... NO. If I'm keeping ya, I'm keeping THIS version of you.
Me: Well, DAMN!! Not even getting my eyes done??
TWH: We'll see...
I'm wearing him down!! Slowly, but still... I could be 45 with 25 year old eyes yet!!
hahaha. great response. tucking that one in my back pocket for later use (i definitely will need an eyelid tuck at some point!)
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