Okay, so. I have come to hate, hate, HATE the running shorts as a style thing.
If you ARE NOT RUNNING, then WHY are you wearing RUNNING SHORTS??
If it's obvious that you DO NOT RUN, then WHY are you wearing RUNNING SHORTS??
They look stupid with your flip flops.
They look stupid with your Sperrys
They look stupid with (hand to God, I HAVE seen this) your Uggs.
Then again, Uggs make EVERYTHING look stupid.
Just go get a pair of REAL, non-elastic waistbanded, button & zipper shorts already.
Quit looking like a jackass.