Friday, June 1, 2012

Running Shorts, How I Loathe Thee

Okay, so.  I have come to hate, hate, HATE the running shorts as a style thing.

If you ARE NOT RUNNING, then WHY are you wearing RUNNING SHORTS??

If it's obvious that you DO NOT RUN, then WHY are you wearing RUNNING SHORTS??

They look stupid with your flip flops.

They look stupid with your Sperrys

They look stupid with (hand to God, I HAVE seen this) your Uggs.

Then again, Uggs make EVERYTHING look stupid.

Just go get a pair of REAL, non-elastic waistbanded, button & zipper shorts already.

Quit looking like a jackass.

Thank you,



  1. TOTALLY with you on this! Our town has been over run with the yearly tourists and everywhere you look are running shorts and YES with Uggs!! Which only makes me say... UGH!!!

  2. Ughs and running shorts? Weird....

  3. HAHAHAH!! I am guilty as sin. I am in my office right now in running shorts. But there is no one here. And I run. I am going as soon as I get out of here. I promise. ;P

    1. Kelly, I know you're a running fiend so you're allowed to wear running shorts!!


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