Okay, so. We're in the car discussing what we want for dinner. I'm dying for a burger but I don't want a fast food burger. TWH says "If we don't want fast..." and trails off because he's thinking. TB picks up with "Then we want FURIOUS". We ignore him. Mainly because we're trying to have a serious conversation. After a few more minutes of discussion, I hear TB muttering under his breath "Seriously?". This is the conversation that followed:
Me: What son??
TB: No. Nothing...
Me: No, really. If you have an opinion on dinner, let us know.
TB: It's not that...
Me: Well then what is it??
TB: Did you even hear what I said??
Me: Yeah. We heard. Why?? Did you make a suggestion for dinner & we missed it??
TB: NO. The OTHER thing.
Me: Oh. The furious thing??
TB: Yeah. THAT
Me: So you expect me to respond to your Jackassery??
Me: If you insist on a response to your Jackassery, I will happily respond with one of the following comments:
1) Wil Wheaton says "Don't be a Dick!!"
2) Don't be a Jackass
3) You're being a Jerkface. Stop it.
Do You find these responses agreeable son??
TB: ..... Uuuuuhhhhhh.... I guess.
Me: Then it's agreed. I'm glad we've come to an understanding.
I don't think TB really appreciates everything we do to accommodate him. We're bending over backward here people. Bending. Over. Backward.