Saturday, March 17, 2012

I Had to Go Back To My Roots (And NOT In a Good Way)

Okay, so.  I'm originally from this small town in north Louisiana. There weren't a lot of things to do there. Mostly Drink, Fight, or Have Sex.  I had my share of throw downs in my day. One of my favorite sayings is "Don't make me go back to my roots!!". This means "Don't piss me off to the point that Imma hafta drag you around by your HAIR!!".
Anyway, we're on out way home this afternoon from running errands. We turn onto our street to find it's blocked by some teen girls in their FINEST skank-wear who were walking SLOWLY down the block to their house.  We slowed down and rolled along behind them until they noticed we were there & SLOWLY got the hell out of the way.  We're starting to pass them when one of them began yelling at our car.  Oh no she di-in't!! I yelled to TWH "Stop the car!!". He did & I got out and sweetly asked her if she'd mind repeating what she'd just said. Now this little bitch Angel had obviously seen one too many episodes of Jersey Shore and just thought she was The Shit. She sneers "I SAID there wasn't any call for yo att-i-tude". At this point I'm having to remind myself she is but a product of her environment Teen and say "The only one here with ATTITUDE seems to be you. The next time you walk down the street, be a little more considerate and GET OUT OF THE WAY of the traffic M'kay."  I'm getting back in my car when I hear it "Dumbass!!". This little Bitch just called ME a dumbass!! I jump out of the car AGAIN, go down to the house where this fucking heiffer was attending a "Party" and demand to see the adult in charge.  Someone finally comes out and I, in no uncertain terms, told her if that I did NOT appreciate the kids in HER care blocking the road, mouthing off to me, and then calling me a dumbass. I also mentioned to this "lady" that perhaps her kid needed a better class of friend and if the best her kid could befriend was that kind of classless, ghetto trash then maybe she needed to look at how SHE was raising HER kid.  Yep, once again, I'm out there making friends!! THIS is why I'm Not Down With OPC. The fact that these kids are our future makes me shudder in fear!!

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  1. It's skeery to see kids like her.
    xxoo
    JulieU

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  2. Omg. I LOVE it!!! Once again, I'm not ALONE!!! Are you Italian??? If not, I'm making you an honorary member!!! So, so me!!! I'm gonna' have to go back to my roots and see if we have any family in Louisianna!

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    1. I think I'm Irish & something else but I'll happily be an honorary Italian!!

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  3. Ok you left out the most important part. What the hell did the mother say?

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    1. I got some lame, half assed apology and a "We'll take care of it". She just sort of stood there & took the tirade...

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    2. It figures. And I guarentee she didn't take care of a thing.

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    3. She was probably just trying to get the crazy yelling woman off her porch. I hope I gave her daughter something to think about though. I was careful to point out to HER that her "Friends" started some crap then ran off and hid inside then asked her if THOSE were people she REALLY wanted to hang out with & trust.

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