Monday, March 26, 2012

Be Careful What You Wish For

Okay, so. This weekend was SPQ weekend. I shared a room with my friend Erica & my Wife-in-Law Amy.
We were in the room changing for some event or other & I was telling the story of Why I Am Going to Hell (reason #427). Part of the story was "It was hot as fuck. I was sweaty as fuck."  Amy looks at me and says "Must you use THAT word?? Can you choose ANOTHER word to use PLEASE??"  I responded with "Sure!! It was hot AS BALLS. I was sweaty AS BALLS."  Amy Cringes and begins yelling "Oh Lawd!!  Never mind!! You can use the OTHER WORD!!"  Apparently, I was able to find something she found more offensive than the use of the word "Fuck". Never underestimate my power to verbally offend. I can do it with OR without the use of profanity.
It's totally my superpower.


  1. Oh, heck, ya!
    Golly Gee, Ginger!
    Shoot! You have many many many superpowers!

    p.s. I LOVE the line in Best In Show when someone drops the 'eff' bomb and Eugene Levy says, "...don't say that ... if you slip and say it change it to Facryingoutloud!"
    I love that movie! Have you seen it? It's hilarious!

  2. Balls is more offensive than the f-bomb?? Hahaha.. Hhmm.. Maybe I'll give that a try.. Altho "balls you" doesn't sound nearly as effective. ;) Still waiting on pics of this weekend event and a detailed explanation of what the hell it was all about! :D

  3. It's fucking amazing how easily offended some people are.


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