Okay, so. This weekend was SPQ weekend. I shared a room with my friend Erica & my Wife-in-Law Amy.
We were in the room changing for some event or other & I was telling the story of Why I Am Going to Hell (reason #427). Part of the story was "It was hot as fuck. I was sweaty as fuck." Amy looks at me and says "Must you use THAT word?? Can you choose ANOTHER word to use PLEASE??" I responded with "Sure!! It was hot AS BALLS. I was sweaty AS BALLS." Amy Cringes and begins yelling "Oh Lawd!! Never mind!! You can use the OTHER WORD!!" Apparently, I was able to find something she found more offensive than the use of the word "Fuck". Never underestimate my power to verbally offend. I can do it with OR without the use of profanity.
It's totally my superpower.