Okay, so. A month or so ago, I answered my cell without looking at the Caller ID. I was greeted with "Hello, this is the East Baton Rouge Parish Prison with a call from (mumbled name). Press 1 to Accept, 2 to Decline, and 3 to Block". I went with option 4 which was Freak the Hell Out and Hang Up.
Yesterday and today, my cell phone rang several times with some random 800 number. This afternoon, I finally answer (with the intention of giving whatever telemarketer was on the other end a dog-cussing) when to my disbelief, I hear "Hello, this is Blah Blah Detention Center.." Needless to say, I went with the "Block" option.
I promptly text TWH with "OMG!! That 800 number was ANOTHER prisoner from ANOTHER prison!!"
TWH responded with "You got prisoners with your digits... It may be some guy in the slammer that says 'For a good time call..."
"You are popular!!!
I responded with "Ummmmmm... Yay??"
"I guess if a Good Time constitutes listening to me Cuss them up one side and down the other for calling me then they got the right number..."
TWH said my fans would be disappointed. I told him I'd pencil in some time to cry about it later.
If this keeps up, I'm gonna be sending A LOT of complaint forms to A LOT of prisons.
Or block half the population of some Cell Block....