I am NOT a Gracious Winner

Okay, so. Yesterday I posted on FB about my not being a gracious winner.  I am not. At all.  EVER. To be honest, I'm also a shitty loser but who isn't.  When I get the spot underneath the ONLY tree around my workplace, I can be seen sitting in my Jeep with my arms raised above my head yelling "YES!!  Ha ha!!  Suck it BITCHES!!". This is my victory cry.  I modify it slightly when I, say, beat my family's collective asses at ANY game.  I usually stop at "YES!!  Ha ha!!  I won!!  BOO-YAH!!"  Then I do a Happy Dance while going "Uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!!"  A-la Emperor's New Groove.  My family hates playing games with me simply because this may occur. That, and I am the Keeper of Useless Knowledge and usually pick a game like Trivial Pursuit or Scattergories.  Yep, I like to give myself as many opportunities to be an Ungracious Winner as possible.  Trust me, it's far better than seeing me lose...