So, thanks to another blogger, I am in dire need of a Giant Metal Chicken. I will be 40 at the end of September & I have decided that's what I want more than ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. Conveniently enough, there happens to be a store that sells just such items in the Old Downtown area where I live. I KNOW, it's totally Meant to Be. Last night, TWH & I were sitting around talking & the subject of my Birthday Gift came up. Actual conversation between myself & TWH:
TWH: What do you want for your birthday??
Me: A Giant Metal Chicken
TWH: No really, what do you want for your birthday??
Me: A. Giant. Metal. Chicken. I am NOT playing around here...
TWH: (Makes face of either Disgust or Defeat) That's REALLY what you want??
Me: YES!! I have gone downtown & looked at them. I want the one with the giant blue head & the yellow wings. I'm gonna name it Gwenyth!! It's gonna be so freakin' awesome!!
TWH: I can't believe this.... Then what do you want for our Anniversary??
Me: They also have these Metal Winged Pigs...
TWH was so overcome with my Vision for our backyard & the sheer awesomeness of it that he had to leave the room...
I am SO getting me a Chicken!!